Sharapova's Non-Wish List

By now you've likely heard that tennis hottie Maria Sharapova recently stated that she'd love to have a "night match" with Adam Scott. This week when asked about it by David Feherty, Adam said that Maria was hot, but that his girlfriend was hotter. Okay Adam, but how's her backhand?

As you can imagine, we here at gimme.ca have the big stars calling us all the time with breaking news, and today was no different. Just a few moments ago I fielded a call from our favorite female tennis player who said she wanted to go public with her list of golfers she absolutely, positively doesn't want to double up with. So, without further ado, Maria's list and her comments on each golfer:

10. Tim "Lumpy" Heron. "Lumpy has more curves than Serena!"
9. Phil Mickelson. "See my comments about Lumpy."
8. John Daly. "See my comments about Phil Mickelson."
7. Hal Sutton. "My mom thinks he's cute, but who's buying that whole cowboy act?"
6. Jim Furyk. "I have a strict dating rule: no cross-handed putters."
5. Boo Weekly. "Rednecks aren't my thing, although camo pants are making a comeback."
4. Ian Poulter. "Please! He has more pink in his wardrobe than I do."
3. Rod Pampling: "I have no idea who Rod Pampling is."
2. Corey Pavin. "I'm afraid I'd snap him in two!"
1. Charlie Hoffman. "Mullet. Nuff said."

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